What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

What is your secret to glowing skin?

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

What are the dangers of IRR therapy (red light heat therapy) to treat weak hand?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

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Then came..

No way

Just Forget it!

What was your experience when trying GHB?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Why has Trump suddenly lost the massive momentum he had after his assassination attempt where everybody thought he had secured the presidency?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes