What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:36

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Alzheimer's: Common insomnia treatment may prevent brain damage - Medical News Today
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
What is your secret to glowing skin?
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
What are the dangers of IRR therapy (red light heat therapy) to treat weak hand?
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Then came..
No way
Just Forget it!
What was your experience when trying GHB?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes